Freaky Things- Spoken Word Poem

Yes this was my first spoken word poem that I had ever written. Let me tell you right now you not want to read this if you are of the faint of heart or immature. I hope you enjoy.
PS: for all those new to spoke word, it is written like it how it sounds. so a comma is a lil breath or pause and a space is between parts is a longer pause.


The Freaky Things
By Wayne "Weez" Coy
Dec. 18, 2007

If you only knew

What I’m capable of and what cute dude I, like can do to you

Well have patience baby I’ma about to get to telling you

You see me I am matched by none

With the motion of my lips and a twist of my tongue

My words spin webs in your head as I whisper sweetly freaky deaky things that will echo in ya ear, images will be stuck in ya head

I could continue on and have you screaming for you take me to bed

Fuck it, cause this cat holds his own tongue for none, well may be some but for now that’s enough said

I can say things that'll get you wet in the panties

Slide em off and that’s what you will hand me

G string, thong, lingerie, never any granny panties open up and I’ll eat you up like a fat kid in the pantry

You know I got the magic stickBut right now you enjoying the places I lick

You ain’t gotta say shit

But you're welcome to give directions while my mouth muscle is going flick flick

Please believe down here I am a pro no nit-wit

I'm cleaver with it like i am with my wit with it

If her mother heard the mouth on this dirty little sorry if too hard I bit

Flip you over and lick up to your ass down from your clit

Right along the sweet contour line of that beautiful snatch... i mean slit

Legs got my head in a death grip

Running outta air till I’m like oh shit

Wick wick never mind if CD skip, skip

I’m eating good in your vaginal neighborhood, I'm looking round like I’m a mechanic under the hood

We not face to face, but baby I’m giving you face

I want that sugar on my tongue, please girl give me a taste

Wait till I start stroking Yes I’m so focused when I got ya legs open

I’m working with a monster, when it get on up

I was down, its time to let me love you up

And you know what’s up

Let’s stop clowning around so we can finally get on down now

Back to the subject at hand

Let me finish you off, so you can go brag to your friends about how you got yourself a real man

That’s known to spoil you

Let you get yours on top like oil let water do

Whipped no, i pity you, if you pity mecause i am the epitome of sexual greatness and prowess

Its my knowledge that gets me "a head"

So in bed i always have the edge

My girl is ex-static even when she is miserable she smiles, because of the things i can do

For her nothing is a won't do, i go to work like mami chula that’s a will do

She is in love with the voodoo that i do

Now right before you do what you do

When you look at that lady, never say what WOULD i do for you

Get that out your mind and you should be like baby there's nothing i would not do for you, boo